Freeware and Shareware
Adult Adventure Games

Most of these are older text adventure games that were very popular in the 1980's. You can still play them, but more for nostalgic value than anything else. They can be a little frustrating, as you have to figure out not only what instructions to type, but the syntax that the game will understand. Graphic adventures are a lot easier to play, and there are a couple here. Most of these are DOS based, so they may well not run under Windows 2000 or Windows operating systems beyond Windows ME.
 
 

An odd DOS game that has you use the arrow keys to move a very simple character representing yourself around in a darkened house attempting to find your girlfriend and have her run off with you. There are many ways to run into the parents, who instantly kill you (talk about strict!). When you do find her, there are options to have different types of sex with her, but we never played the game long enough to find out how these encounters effect later play. Most of it involves entering rooms by trial and error to discover which cause instant death. Very little game play and a juvenile premise make this suitable only for those with a DOS nostalgia.

A simple DOS text adventure where first you describe the girl of your dreams (or use one of the three preset descriptions) and then figure out what words and syntax the parser wants to get her to do things with you. You know what kinds of things.

A DOS text adventure game that begins in a French Mansion that is actually a bordello. There is little on-line help so it is more a puzzle than a game in trying to figure out the commands.

A standard DOS text adventure game. You describe your girlfriend, then do battle with the parser to figure out what it will allow you to do with her.

The object of this DOS graphics adventure game is to find the love of your life in Pussywillow, a town stocked with everything from a diner to a local whorehouse. The slow game play and primitive graphics might make you long for a text adventure. Do chose the fast option in options, as the initial movements are extremely slow. You type instructions and use the arrows for movement.

A simple DOS based text adventure that takes place in a whorehouse. You can use the credits you have for sexual favors and gamble to get increasing credits. When you do use the credits, your exploits are described in detail. The actual gambling sequences have little play value, though.

You are taking a vacation at a nudist resort, and you decide to take a hike into the woods. There you may discover some rather decidedly sexual adventures. It has a fairly sophisticated parser, similar to that found in the Infocom games.

How's this for nostalgia? A DOS text adventure game about romantic escapades at the drive-in. Forget about today's modern multiplexes and Windows 98 and get down to some old fashioned game play, figuring out how to get your date more comfortable by actually typing in commands. In this case, its a blind date, and you have such obstacles as finding the snack bar. It does offer some limited instructions and you can save and restore the game.

In this slightly dated game, you are a member of a secret organization of comics, and your goal is to hit Vice-president George Bush in the face with a pie. You do have some sexual opportunities along the way. Of course, the only way I know that is by looking at the code. Without any instructions, it is very difficult to figure out what to do in this game.  If you are looking for a puzzle-like challenge, this would do it. We did not get very far at all.

Another DOS Text adventure, but better than most. The instructions available from within the game are clear, there is help, and there are lots of things you can do using the fairly smart text parser. You describe the girl and where things start and how easy she is, and you are off for an adventure that gets graphic (in the sexual sense of the term) rather quickly. No real problems to solve, you just describe what you want to do and the text takes it from there. It is easy to create your own stories by editing the text files.

You are Brad Stallion, commander of the Big Thruster, a remarkably phallic shaped space ship. Your job is to track down a colony of sex starved women raiding planets and using their sex ray on the innocent inhabitants. This graphics adventure basically adds lo-res pictures to the usual text adventure, where you type in commands. You use the Page Down key to read all of the text.

You find yourself in Smut City in this DOS text adventure, a city where every fantasy can come true. The instructions are fairly good and the parser is better than average. There is a wide variety of scenarios available as you roam through a mysterious house, from an encounter with a leather-clad dominant woman to a secret room with sweet, sweet Shelia. You can also save games along the way.

This DOS text adventure begins in a sleazy bar. The original version of this was licensed to create Sierra's Leisure Suit Larry. Your goal is to score three times during game play. It is better documented than most and includes a complete list of acceptable nouns so you don't have to endlessly guess.

More complex than the original Softporn, this offers 22 different endings. You provide a description of your fantasy girl and some of her characteristics, as well as a little about yourself. You then meet her in a bar, and apparently you have been having a torrid affair. Her husband is shipping out, and you have one last night together. According to the author, there is one possible outcome of the many where you wind up wealthy. It does have a sense of humor, and some rather odd things happen along your adventure.

This DOS text adventure has the less than ambitious premise that you are going to your girlfriend Susan's house, and you hope to make time with her. Your tasks involve having to leave the house to get Susan a cola since she apparently does not own her own refrigerator, and perform other tasks that any modern woman should be able to do for herself. Frankly, Susan is a lazy, irresponsible... Well, actually, we did not progress very far in this game.

The goal of this text adventure game is pretty simple. You don't really have to work hard to seduce Kim as she is raring to go. You do have to give her orgasms, and the more you do the better you score. If you come twice, you are out of the game. Kind of a refreshing premise that the woman's pleasure is the sole goal of the game. You type in commands as to what you want to do to Kim, or her to you, with a reasonably intelligent parser. Every so often a b/w video clip or picture will appear to illustrate the action, although several (but not all) are censored in the shareware version. There are several stories to choose from, but the only one accessible in the shareware version has you meet Kim in a library.

In this DOS game you get an unexpected visitor in the person of a female friend. You may play a strip game with them or just get to fool around some. It does keep track of your score so that you know how well your seduction attempts are working.

Here is a novelty: a DOS text adventure game that can be played by men or women. You awaken in a strange cell with the door wide open. You start out knowing nothing, even your own gender, which you can select when your fairy godfather (complete in drag) shows up and grants you a wish. Your goal is to wander around and figure out what is going on. If you get stuck wandering, you'll need to reflect more closely on your situation, and the answer will be right on the tip of your tongue. You can save a game at any time