This bizarre little shoot 'em up has you shooting cum at various menacing wriggling penises, farting bottoms and other obstacles as you collect a variety of treasures. It supports up to four players and uses a joystick (although you can maneuver, somewhat awkwardly, using the mouse and keyboard. Its actually a pretty complicated game with a lot of options so you'll want to read the instructions. To quit use control-c, and ignore the choose DOS option (click on the toolbar icon of Cuntlet to get back to the game).
 

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that just because a game is seriously lame does not qualify it for automatic disqualification. This one comes mighty close, though, as you pilot a ship and shoot at several waves of giant dick ships. You'll definitely want to use the F3 key to slow the game down. Or, you might just choose to skip it entirely, and be none the worse for it. It does have a goofy adolescent charm.
 

This clever Tetris variation features dropping naked people instead of shapes. Instead of having to fill a row, you remove falling people two at a time by getting them into a sexual position. They moan and groan and then disappear (talk about coming and going). 
 

This offers the first three levels of a line draw and territory game. You move the drawing line so that it blocks off areas. As soon as an area is blocked off, part of the picture appears. The little red flares fly across the screen and if they hit the line before you have blocked in an area you lose. 
 

You run around a maze collecting keys and condom packets, which you need in order to have sex with the various girls. Looming large in this game is the adolescent notion that if you don't have sex you'll die from sexual tension. That's exactly what happens in this game if you go too long without sex (a tension meter shows how desperate you are becoming). Your goal is to escape from this fiendish place.
 

Basically the same game as Dungeon of Ecstasy, but slightly different mazes and a different look.
 

In this very silly DOS graphics game, your little man runs around a nudist camp trying to avoid being hit by cavorting female nudists, and shooting sperm that causes the women to become pregnant and disappear (although it seems to me that historically it has been the man who disappears). You also collect condoms along the way for extra points (but apparently they have no effect).
 

The cartoon graphics of this game are a hoot. At the opening sequence hit enter for a quick animation, then you'll be able to wander the streets using the arrow keys, where women on the street and action through the windows is quite amusing. Run into all of the women you see and they'll explain things to you. Sound did not work; I had to turn my speakers off because of the buzzing. You have several weapons, including shooting cum, piss, and your smelly feet to vanquish the foes in the dungeon. Well worth trying just to view all of the cavorting and carrying on, which is very amusingly done.
 

This very simple game has numbers flash and you need to click on the corresponding number in a shifting grid of numbers. On the left is a pane that slowly scrolls down to reveal a picture for each correct click. Any delay causes the picture to scroll up. In each round the scrolling up gets faster, so you need to get quicker in order to completely reveal the picture.
 

The Arcade games seem to be the strangest category of adult games, and certainly Silk is pretty strange. Its basically a line drawing and get territory game (remember Tron?), and for each territory that gets colored in part of the picture is revealed in that area. While you try to block in areas (and you might not guess at first that you have to hold down the space bar while using the arrow keys- letting up on the spacebar pulls the line backwards), a spider, clown and other horrors roam around and if they touch any part of your line before an area is completed you are toast. The drawing of a girl gets more naked with each level, and she verbally encourages you each time you move up a level. Not a bad game, but the smiling boy under the guillotine and the dancing timer are kinda bizarre.
 

This is an adult version of Breakout, where you use the paddle to hit the ball so that it knocks out the bricks. If you hit a block with the letter "s" on it, one of the stamps covering the girl is removed. 
 

In this standard run, jump, collect objects, and move through the different levels shooting at monsters arcade game you control the Vinyl Goddess, who has crash landed on a hostile planet. You must collect her things and help her get off the planet. Pretty well done, actually. We've included a config file that should work on most systems. If the game does not run, you'll have to drag the entire directory onto your hard drive, and run the setup program.
 

Many games will come and go, but Tetris will always be an original classic. In this version the tiles fall in front of a naked woman. It offers classic tetris game play.