Based on the t.v. series Beverly Hills 90210, you attempt to match the characters that have had sex with each other. Since this was written before the show ended and did not include the orgy sequence in the final episode, it is very outdated. Okay, kidding about the last part, but it is not that engaging and no longer up to date.
 

The very primitive square pixel characters are unimpressive, but what makes this stand out as a reject is the overall tastelessness of this gay themed (or more accurately, gay bashing themed) game. You chase another character around the screen and attempt to impale him anally, topped off with the occasional appearance of feces. Pass. 
 

Obviously, just being stupid is not enough for us to exclude a game. Pointlessness contributes to our decision, but the unlicensed use of Flintstones characters pushed it over the top. The idea is that you both click on the icon if you want to have sex, and if you have both clicked on it, you can check it and then decide to have sex with each other. I think most people could do that without this piece of (astonishingly) shareware.
 

There are two different opponents in this video poker game. Game play is good, but the Whoo and Ahhhs after each deal get a little annoying (you can toggle the sound off). We have a lot of video poker games on the CD, and we chose not to include this one because we thought the opponents were a little too average. 
 

This text adventure is quite well done, and the only reason we chose not to include it was because it dealt with the blossoming sexuality of a 15 year old girl in the 1950's. The 1950's were just too scary a decade. Okay, the underage sex was also a problem.
 

This one was a close call, but we rejected it for a couple of reasons. The gay male theme did not really seem to fit in with the rest of the guide, and we were not completely sure that the version we had was distributable. It is a very well done game, though. It skews very much to the gay male community, with pickups in public rest rooms and hustling rich guys. It has good graphics and game play, and could be played by open-minded hets. Rolls of the dice take you around the board where you can lose and buy clothing, and earn money for performing various tasks with other players.
 

Actually the idea here is pretty cool, but this demo is not interactive so is not very interesting, especially considering the tame and very poor quality graphics. Its an interactive girlfriend with (supposedly) AI that would have been pretty sophisticated in 1996, but we have to take their word for it. The demo tells us about it but does not let us actually try it.
 

You shoot at a wall to reveal pictures of naked girls. It is neither challenging or very engaging, and did not run on all the systems we tested it on. 
 

We passed on this basically because it was G rated. Jennifer's voice in a few recorded announcements is the only "sexy" element, and all she does is announce what hands you got and whether you won. The shareware version lets you play video poker with Jack or ten high, but the registered version gives you a choice of 24 different games, including Double Down Draw and High Fives Double Poker. It is good video poker game, just not very sexy. 

This is a non-interactive demo of an old Anime style game, and we did not include it as it had no play value. The slideshow of graphics is interesting, especially when you note how clever artists had to be with such a limited palette, and the graphics are well done.
 

This is a demo of a Leisure Suit Larry game, but this 27 megabyte download offers only very cryptic blackjack play, and it is not all that interesting. There is the digitized voice of Al Lowe describing all of the other features, but it is not worth the time to get it or the 35 megs of disk space it requires.
 

This is a demo of an interesting game for couples, and while it gives you a good idea of game play, we chose not to include it as it has no play value as a demo, and reminder messages constantly pop up reminding you that it is a demo. It also has digitized sounds that we are pretty certain they do not have the rights to distribute.
 

This is a Japanese erotic Mahjong game, and I would love to know how to play it. I know how to play Mahjong, but this game baffled me. If I read Japanese, I am sure it would be a lot easier.
 

This is yet another variation on the 14-15 sliding puzzle. Besides there being too many versions of this type of puzzle around already, this one is so difficult as to be virtually unplayable. Instead of trying to arrange the tiles into a picture, you must rearrange the 9 individual pictures back into their preset order. Yikes. Memorizing the position of nine images, and then going through the already tedious process of sliding the tiles around, seems more like punishment than play.
 

This is a non-interactive Quicktime video. It is a 50 second softcore clip of a woman touching her breasts, but tells you little about the game, which is actually pretty good.
 

This DOS game lets you assign clothing for each player, then displays them as coded part numbers. You take turns ordering parts, and your opponent has the option of delivering them or putting them on backorder. Other than trying to guess which numbers correspond with which item of clothing, there really is not much play value here.
 

This Italian game is actually in English, at least with enough that you can follow it. Two of you take turns clicking on squares, and if you get certain colors underneath you have to remove an item of clothing. We chose not to include this demo because it stops at random part way through the game. We figured you game players would get mighty frustrated by such gameus interuptus.
 

You are an intruder in the home of an innocent junior high school girl, an unwilling victim to your... Well, you can guess why we decided to pass.
 

Besides the very limited game play, we felt the non-consensual bondage and rape theme inappropriate for inclusion on our happy little site.
 

This is the old game of concentration. Besides there being many other versions with much better graphics, they made the odd choice of using copyrighted cartoon characters as the images you have to match. Seems an odd juxtaposition to match these g-rated cartoon animals to reveal a picture of a naked woman.
 

This is a non-interactive Quicktime movie of an opening sequence from Space Sirens where a spaceship flies around, but it has nothing sexy and tells you nothing about the game other than that it has some 3D rendered animation.
 

Actually, annoyed is what I felt playing this breakout variation, as the ball spends way too much time bouncing around the top of the screen while you watch. As you knock the bricks away, a picture of a naked girl is revealed. When the ball is where you can actually hit it, it is not that difficult to keep it in play, until you get eventually bored and miss it. You get three misses, and then the game quits and on my system, locks up.
 

The version we found was not even beta- the girl's face was smeared out and the stripping part did not seem to work, but we did not play long enough to be sure. You choose one of two horses, they run along the bottom of the screen, and one wins. If you pick the right one, you win money. Pick the wrong one, you lose money. It is basically a two choice guessing game and gets boring pretty quick.
 

This appears to be a multiplayer erotic tetris type game, but as it is all in Russian, we have not a clue as to how to play it or use the features. The graphics look good and it appears to be a fun game, but until we have a Russian speaking friend explain it to us, it just does not seem very playable.
 

This is a Hentai Anime based game, although all we ever saw was the graphic at the beginning and end. Tic Tac Toe played against a computer is pretty silly, since the computer will always play a perfect game, which means the best you can do is a draw. You might be better off watching War Games again.
 

This is a simple text adventure where you get to have sex with Counselor Troi of the Starship Enterprise. It is not very challenging, but might help you fulfill a personal fantasy. The only reason we did not include it is because it potentially violates Paramount's copyright.
 

Besides a restriction that does not allow it to be distributed on CD-ROM, we could not figure out the point of the thing.
 

This is a non-interactive Quicktime movie of an opening sequence from Virtual Vixens where a spaceship flies around, but it has nothing sexy and tells you nothing about the game other than that it has some 3D rendered animation.
 

We already have two Breakout type games on the disc, but seriously considered adding this. Instead of the revealing of a picture behind the blocks as they are knocked out, this shows a different small image for each block you hit. This makes the game much more difficult, as you are distracted by looking at the pictures when you should be keeping your eye on the ball. It uses the arrow keys to move the paddle back and forth, and inconsistent action of the arrow keys is the main reason we rejected it. Sometimes the paddle moved right away, other times it hesitated. This added a random element that made the game impossible to win.