Behind the Scenes of the Carnal Carnival
by Jeff Booth

The Rides

Section 4 of 5
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When you go to the ride area of the lot, one of the pictures you’ll see is a couple having sex at the top of a Ferris Wheel. When carnies get married, they spend their wedding night at the top of the highest Ferris Wheel on the lot. You may notice that for some reason, many of the women seem to enjoy our rides au natural.

The closest thing to a Tunnel of Love I was ever on as a teenager was Monsanto’s Adventure Through Inner Space ride at Disneyland. It was very dark, so it was a great place to make out. We wanted to have a Tunnel of Love, a carnival mainstay, but since you wander around the carnival by yourself, what could we have you do on a virtual Tunnel of Love ride? Then we hit on the idea that it might be kind of fun if you could run around a darkened ride with a flashlight. It actually turned out to be kind of fun and sexy.

Of course, what is a carnival without a Fun House? We do some rather interesting things with mirrors, and we have lots of mazes to explore where you try to find your way out while searching for erotic art.

You may encounter a young lady on the lot who enjoys flashing. The inspiration for this is Flash Mountain, a site featuring pictures of women showing their tits as they ride down the final plunge of Splash Mountain, where a camera takes a souvenir picture of each group of riders. While Disneyland normally destroys all such pictures, a few have gotten out and appear on the Flash Mountain site.

Also in the ride area is a swimming pool, where you can learn some games for the pool and see a great gallery of poolside sex. If you think a swimming pool at a carnival is a little odd, we decided to include it because a public swimming pool  was featured on the original midway of  the 1893 Chicago World's Columbia Exposition.

Continuing with our salute to that very first midway, we have an exhibition hall that showcases the stereographic and anaglyphic images that were so popular at the time. Of course, ours all feature nude and erotic themes. Subscribers get a free pair of 3D glasses so that they can view these images as intended.

The Carnal Carnival is a fond look back at our days traveling the country with a real carnival. It was a labor of love, and we hope you enjoy it and the playful spirit in which it was created.

There are also a few other sites that you might enjoy visiting. A great place to find some sexy sideshow banners is at Czar of the Bizarre. Non-DSL or Cable Modem viewers might choose to bypass the really cool but large Flash interface and go straight to the banners.